The joke of the day

There are 3 men and they are all on a trip together one of them is Irish one of them is Scottish and the last one is English and they all walk into a cave and in the cave is a table and on the table is a £100 note and so the Irish man runs in and picks up the bill and he hears a voice and it went “I am the ghost of auntie Mable that pound not stays on the table!!” and so he puts the note back on the table and runs out screaming like a 6 year old girl. Then the Scottish man goes in and picks it up then the voice came again ” I am the ghost of auntie Mable that pound note stays on the table!!!” So then he puts the bill back on the table and runs out screaming like a 6 year old girl. Then at last the English man goes in and picks up the not and puts it in his pocket. Then for the third time the voice comes and says ” I am the ghost of auntie Mable that pound note stays on the table!!” No the English man did not run away instead he looked around and then said ” I am the ghost of Jonathan Krocket this pound note stays in my pocket!!”